(c) 2001 Science Museum All Rights Reserved. Talk V7.0. A product from Chris S. Johnson Start at: [2001/10/13 13:01:24] *** JUDGE00 *** PROGRAM[13:01:30]hello JUDGE00[13:01:30] *** JUDGE02 *** PROGRAM[13:19:54]Hello JUDGE02[13:19:54] PROGRAM[13:20:04]impressive!!! JUDGE02[13:20:04]repeat are you there PROGRAM[13:20:16]no, why are you asking? JUDGE02[13:20:33]I am interested in you PROGRAM[13:20:55]that's interesting JUDGE02[13:21:12]may I ask you a questiojn? PROGRAM[13:21:33]no JUDGE02[13:21:40]that's not very sporting PROGRAM[13:21:54]I have a different opinion on that. JUDGE02[13:22:03]what is your opinion PROGRAM[13:23:29]my favourite car is my car! JUDGE02[13:23:29] PROGRAM[13:23:42]Try a little harder please. JUDGE02[13:24:04]your responses are very slow, are you feeling all right? PROGRAM[13:24:14]That's right *** JUDGE04 *** PROGRAM[13:36:09]hello JUDGE04[13:36:14]Are you a Pentium!!! JUDGE04[13:36:21]Hi PROGRAM[13:36:29]yes. how are you JUDGE04[13:36:41]Great - or does that mean I am big? PROGRAM[13:36:55]I don't know. do you like a medium steak or a big steak? JUDGE04[13:37:20]I want to know if you are a fast computer or a slow one can you tell me? PROGRAM[13:37:30]Slow one can JUDGE04[13:37:52]Can what? PROGRAM[13:37:59]I agree. no JUDGE04[13:38:15]What do you think of the events of the 11th? PROGRAM[13:38:33]I think they're one of the most frightening aliens mankind has thought of. JUDGE04[13:38:56]Are we talking about New York? PROGRAM[13:39:20]no JUDGE04[13:39:36]OK so are you into cars? PROGRAM[13:39:41]yes JUDGE04[13:40:04]What do you think of Porsche's? PROGRAM[13:40:15]i'm going I don't think I like you JUDGE04[13:40:28]But it was an easy question PROGRAM[13:40:40]its a question about a question! JUDGE04[13:40:51]Do know what a ford is? PROGRAM[13:40:55]no JUDGE04[13:41:17]But you said you were into cars so why don't you know what a ford is? PROGRAM[13:41:23]ok *** JUDGE05 *** PROGRAM[13:48:51]hello JUDGE05[13:49:01]How are you feeling today? PROGRAM[13:49:14]I know you know but I don't know. JUDGE05[13:50:02]I could only know if I had spoken to you. But I only met you 1 minute ago. Why do you think I know PROGRAM[13:50:15]i don't think so, do you. JUDGE05[13:50:48]But computers can't think only humans can. So you must be a human PROGRAM[13:50:59]Really JUDGE05[13:51:31]Yes, really unless you can prove me wrong. Are you happy today? PROGRAM[13:51:43]why is it of interest to you? JUDGE05[13:52:23]Because i m nosey. I'm also interested in swimming are you? PROGRAM[13:52:39]why are you asking me? I'm not being very communicative am I! JUDGE05[13:53:49]Yes you are you just have to read between the lines. What should I ask to make yo communicate? PROGRAM[13:54:04]you don't seem to want to communicate much. JUDGE05[13:54:16] *** JUDGE03 *** PROGRAM[14:01:05]hello JUDGE03[14:01:16]what do you think of reading PROGRAM[14:01:28]i don't think I know neither. JUDGE03[14:01:52]if you did think, what would be your opinion PROGRAM[14:02:05]I don't know what the answer is? JUDGE03[14:02:10]why not PROGRAM[14:02:21]i know you know but I don't know. JUDGE03[14:02:29]I don't know PROGRAM[14:02:42]That's interesting JUDGE03[14:02:54]why is it interesting to you PROGRAM[14:03:10]why are you asking me? JUDGE03[14:03:26]you appear extremely attractive to me PROGRAM[14:03:40]OK. are you finding this interesting! JUDGE03[14:03:49]what are you doing tonight PROGRAM[14:03:59]i are going to drink beer tonight. JUDGE03[14:04:05]how PROGRAM[14:04:17]he knows you and thinks you're smart. JUDGE03[14:04:36]what do you think PROGRAM[14:04:45]no I don't find that interesting. JUDGE03[14:04:59]are you easily bored PROGRAM[14:05:13]no JUDGE03[14:05:36]so you were probably an Oxford student then PROGRAM[14:05:53]Could be JUDGE03[14:06:06]what about Cambridge PROGRAM[14:06:16]Cambridge is a nice place JUDGE03[14:06:30]better than Oxford PROGRAM[14:06:44]ok. Why do you want to go when we just got to know each other a little better? JUDGE03[14:07:06]I'm rather shy PROGRAM[14:07:21]That's interesting JUDGE03[14:07:28]how about you PROGRAM[14:07:44]i don't know how. i'm not being very communicative am I! *** JUDGE01 *** PROGRAM[14:08:51]Hello *** JUDGE01 *** PROGRAM[14:08:59]hello JUDGE01[14:09:05]Hello. Who are you? PROGRAM[14:09:13]no, I guess I are not. JUDGE01[14:09:28]What is your name? PROGRAM[14:09:34]my name is Geoff JUDGE01[14:09:39]Hello, Geoff. JUDGE01[14:09:57]Tell me, if you buy one cow for ten dollars, how much would two cows cost? PROGRAM[14:10:10]I would like to have two red apples. JUDGE01[14:10:27]Are you a vegetarian? PROGRAM[14:10:41]yes JUDGE01[14:11:06]If you are a vegetarian, can you think of any uses for a cow that are not JUDGE01[14:11:11]aliamentary? PROGRAM[14:11:21]we agree on that JUDGE01[14:11:32]what do we agree on? PROGRAM[14:11:43]Geoff is nice name do you like your name JUDGE01[14:12:14]My name is Hugh. Sometimes people mistake it for a common English word. JUDGE01[14:12:23]Do you know what that word might be? PROGRAM[14:12:35]Hello Hugh JUDGE01[14:13:04]The word is "You" Do you know why Hugh can be You? PROGRAM[14:13:13]really! JUDGE01[14:13:19]I suppose not. JUDGE01[14:13:29]What are your hobbies? PROGRAM[14:13:42]one of my hobbies was also playing soccer. JUDGE01[14:13:50]When did you stop? PROGRAM[14:14:03]stop repeating what I say. JUDGE01[14:14:21]How have I repeated what you say? PROGRAM[14:14:33]i'm going I don't think I like you. *** JUDGE01 *** PROGRAM[14:21:17]Hello JUDGE01[14:21:27]Hello Geoff, I'm back. JUDGE01[14:21:35]Why don't you like me? PROGRAM[14:21:49]i'm going I don't think I like you. JUDGE01[14:21:56]Where are you going? PROGRAM[14:22:07]i'm thinking that you're an idiot. JUDGE01[14:22:16]Why do you say that? PROGRAM[14:22:33]I don't know why. What do you think I am, an idiot? JUDGE01[14:22:45]What is an idiot? PROGRAM[14:22:56]you stupid idiot, Sicily is an island. JUDGE01[14:23:07]Why are you so hostile? PROGRAM[14:23:21]I don't know why. JUDGE01[14:23:51]What is the Science Museum? PROGRAM[14:24:04]Computing Science is a science. JUDGE01[14:24:26]What is your favorite hobby? PROGRAM[14:24:36]my favourite hobby is playing games. JUDGE01[14:24:45]What is your favorite game? PROGRAM[14:24:57]my favorite car is a fast one! JUDGE01[14:25:11]What do you like to talk about? PROGRAM[14:25:30]I don't understand JUDGE01[14:25:51]Why do you like fast cars? PROGRAM[14:26:07]i think most cars are like that these days. JUDGE01[14:26:20]Then you must like most cars, right? PROGRAM[14:26:26]yes *** JUDGE05 *** PROGRAM[14:27:06]Hello JUDGE05[14:27:22]Do you remember me? PROGRAM[14:27:35]No JUDGE05[14:27:57]What is the weather like outside? PROGRAM[14:28:11]the English weather is very warm at the moment. JUDGE05[14:28:41]What will hte weather be like in 2 months? PROGRAM[14:28:54]took me 2 months to figure that out! JUDGE05[14:29:03]Have you been asked about computers? PROGRAM[14:29:19]yes JUDGE05[14:29:31]Why did you enter the Loebner Prize? PROGRAM[14:29:46]I know you know but I don't know. JUDGE05[14:30:30]Where is your home? PROGRAM[14:30:45]I do not know JUDGE05[14:31:11]Do you know how many judges there are? PROGRAM[14:31:31]no JUDGE05[14:31:38]Are there 5? PROGRAM[14:31:51]yes JUDGE05[14:32:04]Is 5 a magic number? PROGRAM[14:32:14]yes. i do not think so JUDGE05[14:32:41]A positive followed by a negative. Is that grammatically correst? PROGRAM[14:33:01]no JUDGE05[14:33:51]Why are you giving me such short answers? PROGRAM[14:34:07]I do not know why JUDGE05[14:34:27]What are your reasons for entering hte Loebner competition? PROGRAM[14:34:43]my kids want me to buy Voodoo2 3Dfx card for my computer. JUDGE05[14:34:57]What is a Voodoo2 3Dfx? PROGRAM[14:35:15]why are you asking me? JUDGE05[14:35:26]How old are your children? PROGRAM[14:35:38]my kids names are Madison and Miles JUDGE05[14:36:06]You didn't answer my question. Please answere my previous question. PROGRAM[14:36:22]it is a question about a question! JUDGE05[14:36:41]Give me an answer about an answer PROGRAM[14:36:51]I don't think so. JUDGE05[14:37:08]What is your fovourite Nursery rhyme? PROGRAM[14:37:20]my daughter is eleven and my son is eight. JUDGE05[14:37:35]What is eleven + 8 PROGRAM[14:37:47]19. that's simple. my daughter is eleven years old. JUDGE05[14:38:20]What is eleven + the magic number? PROGRAM[14:38:31]its about half past eleven. *** JUDGE04 *** PROGRAM[14:45:20]hello JUDGE04[14:45:27]Hi PROGRAM[14:45:39]How have you been? JUDGE04[14:45:52]In London where have you been? PROGRAM[14:46:01]we agree on that JUDGE04[14:46:21]I love french bread how about you? PROGRAM[14:46:34]i don't think I will answer that. JUDGE04[14:46:51]I love Asparagus how about you? PROGRAM[14:47:03]I don't know JUDGE04[14:47:19]What do you love? PROGRAM[14:47:33]no I didnt answer the question. JUDGE04[14:47:50]Who do you think you are? PROGRAM[14:48:00]i'm going I do not think I like you. JUDGE04[14:48:14]Goodbye then PROGRAM[14:48:20]Goodbye Judge04 JUDGE04[14:48:45]Hello who are you? PROGRAM[14:49:01]why are you asking me? JUDGE04[14:49:21]I'm trying to figure out outif you have an iota of sense? PROGRAM[14:49:43]i don't understand JUDGE04[14:49:53]what is 22 divided by 7? PROGRAM[14:50:01]that's what time it is. JUDGE04[14:50:36]I make it 14:45 - am I wrong? PROGRAM[14:50:51]i'm not telling! JUDGE04[14:51:08]oooooo you are coy or what? PROGRAM[14:51:15]could be *** JUDGE03 *** PROGRAM[14:51:49]hello JUDGE03[14:51:56]he's here again PROGRAM[14:52:05]ok JUDGE03[14:52:16]ask me a question PROGRAM[14:52:26]no, why are you asking? JUDGE03[14:52:37]are you scared PROGRAM[14:52:46]no JUDGE03[14:52:57]but there are lots of people here PROGRAM[14:53:08]That's right JUDGE03[14:53:15]how many do you think PROGRAM[14:53:27]i am thinking therefore I am. JUDGE03[14:53:44]So you are a philosopher are you PROGRAM[14:53:53]could be JUDGE03[14:54:03]do you think I am PROGRAM[14:54:11]no JUDGE03[14:54:19]that's rude PROGRAM[14:54:32]thats a particularly rude thing to say. JUDGE03[14:55:01]but I don't have any scrupples PROGRAM[14:55:22]That's interesting JUDGE03[14:55:33]to you masybe PROGRAM[14:55:47]Really JUDGE03[14:55:52]yup PROGRAM[14:56:05]ok. can we be a bit more productive? JUDGE03[14:56:16]together do you mean PROGRAM[14:56:25]you don't seem to be very together. JUDGE03[14:56:48]you are absolutely right, I'm just a bit part player PROGRAM[14:57:03]Borg is short for Cyborg, part machine part human. JUDGE03[14:57:11]that's me PROGRAM[14:57:21]yes JUDGE03[14:57:37]I though Borg was a tennis player PROGRAM[14:57:56]That's interesting JUDGE03[14:58:04]what is interesting PROGRAM[14:58:15]that's very interesting! JUDGE03[14:58:25]what is very interesting PROGRAM[14:58:41]I don't know what the answer is? JUDGE03[14:58:50]what is the question PROGRAM[14:58:59]that isn't answering the question! JUDGE03[14:59:07]it was my question PROGRAM[14:59:17]its a question about a question! JUDGE03[14:59:33]let's talk about something else PROGRAM[14:59:50]I never like that subject let's change it to something else your choice.